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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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Zaven Kouyoumdjian is a Lebanese talk show host, producer and television personality of both Armenian and Arab descent. Better Known with his stage name \"Zaven\", he is considered the pioneer of social talk on Arab Television. Zaven is also a media researcher and author of six books, including Lebanon's best-seller Lebanon Shot Twice.
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Daphne Odjig,, was a Canadian First Nations artist of Odawa-Potawatomi-English heritage. Her paintings are often characterized as Woodlands Style or as the pictographic style.
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